Jangan Percaya Ma Cowok..

by **raja ku** Wed Dec 03, 2008 1:49 pm

cowo: Mbak, bapaknya ahli perbintangan ya??
Cewe: Ah.. tidak,
memang kenapa??
cowo: Saya lihat
bintang dimata mbak... :D

cowo: Maaf mba,
jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursi itu, pindah dideket
saya saja
Cewe: Loh??
kenapa??
Cowo: Takut
dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis.. :D

Cowo: "Mbak punya
obeng nggak?"
Cewe: "Hah? Gak Punya
tuh."
Cowo: "Tapi kalo
nomor telepon punya,kan?"

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Dari bule
sono:

M: "Are you an
Interior Decorator?"
W: "No.
Why?"
M: "When I saw you
enter, the room became beautiful"

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M: "Are you
religious?"
W: "Yes "
M: "Good, because I'm
the answer to your prayers."

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M: "Baby, did you
fart, Cause you blow me away..."

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M: "How is your
fever?"
W: "What
Fever?"
M: "Oh.. you just
look so hot to me..."

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M: "Wow! I didn't
know that angels could fly so low!"

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<this is a good
one !

M: "Can I get a
picture of you to prove to my friends that angels do
really
exist."

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M: "Wow! How did you
do that???!!!"
W: "Do
what?"
M: "Look so
good..."

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M: "Hey, I lost my
phone number.. can I have yours?"

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M: "Hey Laura!! (Big
Hug), I haven't seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge KISS)
Wow, you've really
have changed!!!
W: "Wait, I'm not
Laura.."
M: "What? Oh my god,
You even changed your name!!!

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And my favorite,
karangan temen gue (identitas dirahasiakan - supaya gak
ngetop) menjulurkan lidah

Cowo: "Sayang, kamu
itu seperti sendok..."
Cewe:
"Kenapa?"
Cowo: "Karena kamu
ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."

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boy: does it
hurt?
girl: what?
boy: falling from
heaven..

atau bisa
juga

boy: aren't you
tired?
girl: what?
boy: running around
in my mind..

boy : kamu suka
minum kopi ya?
girl :
kenapa?
boy : aku ga bisa
tidur selalu mikirin kamu

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Sampe sekarang gue juga gak percaya ma cowok..dan gak suka cowok..hehehe..

***Raja Lenong Ku***